So Raf got his ear pierced. It wasn’t totally a spur of the moment decision. Even though he exceeded his RDI of cervezas, a major driver of the stud in his right lobe was the fact that his bloodline can be tracked back to pirates.
Things began in the afternoon when Captain Rack Sparrow and his first mate Big Shoulders Lawrence ducked into town to collect 1 red emperor, 12 red snappers, a array of vegies, a wheel barrow of cervezas and a couple bottles of rum. A feast was about to be prepared. A few lads got on the grill, a few lads prepared the salad, the girls... didn’t do anything, but dinner was served.
Post feast and knee deep in beers, the finger game was introduced. Its an extremely social game, getting players and the crowd amped up and super hammered. It also has the potential to get out of hand - something I learned at my last job at TBWA...
As things were heading like they were about to get out of hand, Raf had come to the realisation that he needed to follow the footsteps of his ancestors. Calling on Qualified Keil to perform to operation, the surgical team prepped:
1 safety pin for piercing
1 lighter for sterilisation
Ice to numb the lobe
1 mango to sit behind the ear as support
We soon realised that Qualified Keil did not possess what was needed for the procedure. So Unqualified Keil was fired. In comes Sterile Scotty who in a frenzy raised the pin high into the air, charging it through Raf’s ear lobe, into the mango. Raf calmly requested the earring, and before you know it Captain Rack Sparrow was on his feet drinking rum from the bottle.
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